{"product_id":"dog-sit-hoodie","title":"Dog Sit Hoodie","description":"\u003ch2 data-end=\"35\" data-start=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003eDog Sit Hoodie \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"35\" data-start=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eBy Luckless Outfitters\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"306\" data-start=\"37\"\u003eWelcome to the official uniform of people who have absolutely had it with questionable life choices. The \u003cstrong data-end=\"153\" data-start=\"142\"\u003eDog Sit\u003c\/strong\u003e hoodie exists because someone, somewhere, trusted the wrong person with responsibility and said never again. This hoodie does not whisper. It announces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"613\" data-start=\"308\"\u003eThe phrase \u003cstrong data-end=\"374\" data-start=\"319\"\u003eHealthcare Be Hiring Bitches I Wouldn’t Let Dog Sit\u003c\/strong\u003e is printed loud, proud, and painfully accurate. It is paired with a judgmental dog graphic that somehow looks more qualified than half the applicants. If sarcasm were a medical credential, this hoodie would be running the entire hospital.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"912\" data-start=\"615\"\u003eThis hoodie is ridiculously comfortable. Soft on the inside, tough on the message. Perfect for long shifts, short patience, and conversations you do not want to have. Wear it to work, wear it after work, or wear it when someone asks why you look tired and you want your clothing to answer for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1175\" data-start=\"914\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-end=\"936\" data-start=\"918\"\u003eDog Sit hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e is made for nurses, healthcare workers, vet techs, medical assistants, and anyone who has seen some things and lost a little faith in humanity. It is also ideal for dog lovers who trust their pets more than most people. Which is everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1412\" data-start=\"1177\"\u003ePrinted on a high quality hoodie that holds up through washes, chaos, caffeine, and emotional damage. The design stays bold and the fit stays comfortable even after repeat wear. This is not a novelty hoodie. This is a lifestyle hoodie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1442\" data-start=\"1414\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1442\" data-start=\"1414\"\u003eWhy You Need This Hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1674\" data-start=\"1443\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1485\" data-start=\"1443\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1485\" data-start=\"1445\"\u003eSoft and warm hoodie for everyday wear\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1534\" data-start=\"1486\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1534\" data-start=\"1488\"\u003eBold sarcastic design for healthcare workers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1588\" data-start=\"1535\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1588\" data-start=\"1537\"\u003ePerfect gift for nurses and medical professionals\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1622\" data-start=\"1589\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1622\" data-start=\"1591\"\u003eHigh quality print that lasts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1674\" data-start=\"1623\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1674\" data-start=\"1625\"\u003eIdeal for work days, off days, and burnout days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1889\" data-start=\"1676\"\u003eIf you are searching for a funny healthcare hoodie, sarcastic nurse apparel, or a medical humor sweatshirt that speaks the truth, the \u003cstrong data-end=\"1828\" data-start=\"1810\"\u003eDog Sit hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e is the answer. It is funny, brutal, and painfully relatable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"1947\" data-start=\"1891\"\u003eWear it proudly. Trust your dog. 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